Soldier of Steel: Man of Steel in Training
“You recently ran into Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld in Paris. How does that work? Does he simply appear from a plume of smoke? Lily Collins: That’s how he should arrive, right? We’d met briefly before, and I was shopping at Colette when he just walked in and said, “Ah, Lily!” Karl Lagerfeld in Paris. Epic.Lily Collins.
Boys are nasty and gross and only want sex and ruined my perfectly good mood last night. Screw this shit I’d rather be the old maid/crazy cat lady than lower my standards and drop all my morals and values if that’s what it takes to get a fucking boyfriend…
im really mad about this reasons why i dont go out and party like people my age also the reason i like older guys because they have more brains and maturity for the most part ugh
Colin O’Donoghue at the 53rd Monte-Carlo Television Festival
“I’m lost..metaphorically, existentially.”
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
LMFAO
Oh my god i’m crying
“Harry saw faces … faces that bore no resemblance at all to the painting of the mermaid in the prefects’ bathroom … The merpeople had grayish skin and long, wild, dark green hair. Their eyes were yellow, as were their broken teeth, and they wore thick ropes of pebbles around their necks.” - J.K Rowling